Category Archives: Physics Humor

We are the physics : you can do athletics, BTW : science punk rock is here

We Are The Physics, purveyors of the completely fictional mutant science punk rock hail from Glasgow, Scotland and first graced a stage in 2005 by mistake when Hoggboy was cancelled. Originally known as We Are The Physics Club And Therefore … Continue reading

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I Will Derive : All physics students should learn this

First I was afraid I was petrified Kept on thinking “I can’t do this” With x on each side I tried to think, control my nerve, … when I had given up all hope, I said NO,….. I”LL DERIVE Derive … Continue reading

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How physicists make lunch – Tesla Coil to cook hot dogs and Blue laser to make coffee

This is how physicists make lunch. To make coffee, use the YAG laser beam.   Only Neanderthals use flames to cook, and microwave is so 20th century; let’s use high powered laser beams to make coffee. YAG laser, 300W 2.5kW … Continue reading

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The science of pop: Guess the song from these pie-charts, graphs and scientific tables

It’s the latest internet craze – spoof scientific charts and diagrams based on the titles of pop songs and the artists who performed them. Survey of Girls’ Wants (Percentage of respondents) – Food 0% – Clothing 0% – Oxygen 0% … Continue reading

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Why I am joining the law suit to stop LHC

Just so that there is no confusion; this was a post for April 1, 2008, filed as an April Fool Joke. There has always been a disclaimer at the bottom of the post. <Posting on April 1st – filed under … Continue reading

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Bake a Quantum Cake

Source http://front.math.ucdavis.edu/0503.7210 Not as silly as it sounds on the first look. It essentially uses the similarities between the diffusion equation and the Schrodinger equation to half bake some ideas. There is plenty of physics to be learned from/during the … Continue reading

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Even zombies don’t want me

First they accused us of “not even wrong”, now even the zombies don’t want our brains to eat..! How low can it go? From XKCD- Unscientific Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

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Physicists do it

Physicists do it a quantum at a time. Physicists do it attractively. Physicists do it energetically. Physicists do it in black holes. Physicists do it in waves. Physicists do it magnetically. Physicists do it on accelerated frames. Physicists do it … Continue reading

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Physics one-liners

The Universe is a big place… perhaps the biggest Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) A rolling stone gathers momentum. PS: This message was … Continue reading

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How many Heisnebergs does it take to change a light bulb

Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you know the number, you don’t know where the light bulb is. Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, … Continue reading

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Physics Puns : Who enforces the law of Gravity?

The Newton Police, of course! What happens if you break the law of gravity? You get suspended sentence! Yikes! Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

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XKCD- DPain Over Dt

Alt line : You laugh to keep from crying, you do math to keep from crying. OK, be honest, how many of you have written equation to describe your emotional state of mind? Source Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

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Physicists look good in LaTeX

A clever pun by Toni: Physicists Look Good in LaTeX. And right she is! LaTeX is a document markup language and document preparation system widely used by physicists, mathematicians and other scientist. Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

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