Category Archives: Physics Humor

We Are The Physics, purveyors of the completely fictional mutant science punk rock hail from Glasgow, Scotland and first graced a stage in 2005 by mistake when Hoggboy was cancelled. Originally known as We Are The Physics Club And Therefore … Continue reading →

This is how physicists make lunch. To make coffee, use the YAG laser beam.   Only Neanderthals use flames to cook, and microwave is so 20th century; let’s use high powered laser beams to make coffee. YAG laser, 300W 2.5kW … Continue reading →

It’s the latest internet craze – spoof scientific charts and diagrams based on the titles of pop songs and the artists who performed them. Survey of Girls’ Wants (Percentage of respondents) – Food 0% – Clothing 0% – Oxygen 0% … Continue reading →

Just so that there is no confusion; this was a post for April 1, 2008, filed as an April Fool Joke. There has always been a disclaimer at the bottom of the post. <Posting on April 1st – filed under … Continue reading →

First they accused us of “not even wrong”, now even the zombies don’t want our brains to eat..! How low can it go? From XKCD- Unscientific Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

Physicists do it a quantum at a time. Physicists do it attractively. Physicists do it energetically. Physicists do it in black holes. Physicists do it in waves. Physicists do it magnetically. Physicists do it on accelerated frames. Physicists do it … Continue reading →

The Universe is a big place… perhaps the biggest Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) A rolling stone gathers momentum. PS: This message was … Continue reading →

Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you know the number, you don’t know where the light bulb is. Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, … Continue reading →

The Newton Police, of course! What happens if you break the law of gravity? You get suspended sentence! Yikes! Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

Alt line : You laugh to keep from crying, you do math to keep from crying. OK, be honest, how many of you have written equation to describe your emotional state of mind? Source Bookmark, Share and Enjoy:

A clever pun by Toni: Physicists Look Good in LaTeX. And right she is! LaTeX is a document markup language and document preparation system widely used by physicists, mathematicians and other scientist. Bookmark, Share and Enjoy: