Oct 11, 2011

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Schrodinger’s pizzeria? Heisenberg as the delivery person?

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Ordering a pizza from Schrödinger’s Pizzeria was a bad idea..! And the worst part? They sent Heisenberg to deliver the pizza!

Sep 24, 2011

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So.. the neutrinos travel faster than light… its no joking matter!

Here are a few I made up, please add others in the comment section.

  • Dear Neutrino, I know you have been doping.. – Photon.
  • Hey Neutrino, that was pretty fast, have you been working out? Have you lost some weight recently?
  • Dear Neutrino, that speeding thing is going to cost you plenty. You will have to attend two hour class on general relativity.
  • This is total identity theft by Neutrino – Tachyon.
  • Dear Neutrino, Please slow down, consider our kids.

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Crack in Einstien’s theory of relativity:

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Sep 3, 2011

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Congress should pass a law “no supernova explosions within 500 light years of earth”

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While others are occupied with puny little things like hurricane of category 1 and earthquake of 5.5 magnitude, I am concerned about much more violent and much bigger natural disasters.

I am worried about Supernova going off too close to the earth and messing things up!

I think we should pass a law that says “no supernova explosions within 500 light years of earth.”

As soon as I suggested this, Tea Party and NRA vehemently objected to it.

We don’t want “no supernova explosions within 500 light years of earth” law enacted because we want to keep the freedom of a star to go supernova at any time any place. Preventing supernovae within 500 light years will lead to loss of jobs, they say…

Apr 12, 2011

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A pedometer a physicist will carry – Einstein Pedometer

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Theoretically awesome Pedometer just for us!

Among other things, Einstein’s theory of special relativity says that as an object’s velocity increases, time as experienced by the object will slow down when compared to another object traveling at a lower velocity. This means that a “relatively” short round trip on a space ship traveling at close to the speed of light would see you arrive home having aged less than those back on Earth. While the greater the velocities involved, the greater the effect, the theory applies to all relative movement. Now there’s an iPhone app that will let you know just how many extra nanoseconds you’ve gained by getting moving as opposed to sitting on your rear end.

To calculate just how much time you’ve gained by walking to the shops, the Einstein’s Pedometer app uses the iPhone’s GPS capabilities and the Lorentz transformation, which describes how two observers’ varying measurements of space and time can be converted into each others frame of reference. A quick stroll round the neighborhood with Einstein’s Pedometer yielded me an extra 0.00021440 nanosconds.

I just downloaded it. It is free as well, because Physicists are very frugal with time and are not known for being very wealthy either!

Also, next time I am caught speeding, I can tell the police that I was just trying to contract time.

Via Gizmodo & Book of Joe

Mar 20, 2011

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Books are just scrolls that sold out…Strings are just alternate realities…

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Sigh…

Mar 6, 2011

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Chocolateo-cosmology : combine Chocolate and Cosmology for some pun

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This is a good start, but there is so much potential here; I haven’t even used Mars bar pun yet, or postulated Punion, a smallest single unit of pun in this discussion yet!

Click on the image above to see a better readable, or the text is given below.

SK: A little piece of chocolate gives me a lot of energy, proving that Energy equals milk chocolate square.

D: But most of the energy is in the form of dark chocolate matter… Then there’s dark chocolate energy…. which is an entirely different matter…

SK:
and the milk chocolate part, the part that you see, is only 7%.

Lets not forget the two dimensional manifold that surrounds and creates S4xC2 symmetric space to contain this chocolate.

P:physicist at work…..i’m reading a Deepak Chopra book on the spontaneous fulfilment of desire and loving it….i thought i was way to dumb to understand physics….

D: shortly after the chocolate (especially dark) is placed in front of me, I no longer see any of it. So, apparently the visible component spontaneously turn to the dark component. THen I can **feel** the energy…

SK: I guess you don’t subscribe to the Licorice string theory! Prof Nestle at the Hershey lab did some experiments on Toblerone and found that the visible milk chocolate expands the circumference or adds to the convexity of nearby objects, its called Twix-ass effect.

I don’t believe those results because Toblerone is so triangle, they should have used Rolo instead.

I’ll just wait for the Heath telescope to Caramelize the Milkeyway Galaxy. it is an expensive telescope, it cost 1000 Grand, some people Snicker at it, but I think it will be a Powerhouse and might even find Goobers; that will be NutRageous, a big Payday. There is some data but I want S’more.

It might even explain the asymmetry between dark chocolate and white Chocolate using the Cadbury’s Fudge factor.

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