Physics Related Facebook status messages: Part II

Some more physics related Facebook status messages

• Sunny is so cool, he is measured in Kelvins.
• Sunny can see past the event horizon.
• Sunny is defying the uncertainty principle.
• Sunny is made up entirely of dark matter.
• Sunny is blue shifted.
• Sunny is circumpolar.
• Sunny is gravitational lensing
• Sunny is a part of Proton Proton chain responsible for the fusion on the Sun.
• Sunny is a supernova remnant
• Sunny is emanating Hawking radiation
• Sunny is made entirely out of strange quarks – that explains a lot!
• Sunny is cursed with non-zero vacuum energy
• Sunny is a boson.
• Sunny is in a phase lock with a wine glass.
• Sunny’s time arrow points in random direction – I’ll see you yesterday, may be.
• Sunny lives in a quantum constrained system
• Sunny is your long lost supersymmetric partner.
• Sunny is using gravitational lens to warm up earth.
• Sunny is a part of a binary blackhole system.
• Sunny thrives on curved space time.
• Sunny is a pseudo random number generator.
• Sunny is not the problem, he is not the solution – he is the math between the problem and the solution.
• Sunny might not be omnipotent, but under the right circumstances he is nilpotent.
• Sunny doesn’t follow gravity; gravity follows him.

Here are the status messages from the first list of physicist’s facebook status messages:

* Sunny feels the chill from the the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) being cooled to 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F) – colder than deep space. Where did I put my space heater?
* Sunny feels like he’s diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
* Sunny exists purely as a probability density function; he can be at more than one places at the same time.
* Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am doing.
* Sunny is still searching for Higgs.
* I abhor M theory with every fiber of my being.
* almost finished with the paper, I just has to dot my “i” and cross my “h”.
* Sunny has learned not to store plutonium in a tupperwear container.
* is pondering, if Schroedinger’s Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
* Wanted, dead AND alive, Schrödinger’s Cat.

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