ACME PHYSICS SUPPLY SHOPPE
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Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!

Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!

Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!

Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those *** SOLD OUT ***
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!

Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.

Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.

Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only
$7.49 !

Ideal Springs $.75 and up

Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *

* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.

Magnetic Monopoles $1.25 ea.
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!

Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99

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Special Sale:
Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price!

700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99

Zero-Resistance Wire
–Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability

An original idea by B. Bacher, with a bit of help from a few friends…

–
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA

If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged
as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always
attribute the source of a joke, whether it’s you, or somebody else.

ACME PHYSICS SUPPLY SHOPPE
——————————————————————-

Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!

Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!

Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!

Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those *** SOLD OUT ***
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!

Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.

Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.

Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only
$7.49 !

Ideal Springs $.75 and up

Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *

* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.

Magnetic Monopoles $1.25 ea.
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!

Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99

Perfect Ammeter only $159.99

Special Sale:
Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price!

700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99

Zero-Resistance Wire
–Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability

An original idea by B. Bacher, with a bit of help from a few friends…

–
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA

If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged
as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always
attribute the source of a joke, whether it’s you, or somebody else.

ACME PHYSICS SUPPLY SHOPPE
——————————————————————-

Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!

Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!

Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!

Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
–Perfect for labeling those *** SOLD OUT ***
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!

Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.

Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.

Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only
$7.49 !

Ideal Springs $.75 and up

Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *

* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.

Magnetic Monopoles $1.25 ea.
–Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!

Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99

Perfect Ammeter only $159.99

Special Sale:
Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price!

700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99

Zero-Resistance Wire
–Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability

An original idea by B. Bacher, with a bit of help from a few friends…