Q: How many LHC physicists are necessary to change a light bulb?
A: Two hundred and fifty two : 136 to smash it up + 114 to analyze the tiny pieces + two to write a report that changing the light bulb will not destroy the earth.
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It takes exactly minimum of 5 physicists to change a light bulb: 1 is standing on a table holding the new bulb up, whilst 4 remaining physicists each holds one corner of the table lifting it up and turning it round with the one standing on in precise circles to screw the bulb into pace
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