How many Heisnebergs does it take to change a light bulb
March 13th, 2008 Posted in Physics Humor
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know the number, you don’t know where the light bulb is.
Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, astronomers prefer the dark.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Q: Why was Heisenberg sexually frustrated?
A: Because whenever he had some momentum, he couldn’t find a position; and if when had some time he couldn’t find the energy.
March 15th, 2008 at 6:25 am
And why Heisenberg never find his keys: because he knew they were out there, but he couldn’t tell where exactly…