How many Heisnebergs does it take to change a light bulb

Posted by Sunny Kalara on Mar 13, 2008 in Physics Humor | 2 comments

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Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know the number, you don’t know where the light bulb is.

Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, astronomers prefer the dark.

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2 Comments

  1. Bruno Mota
    March 14, 2008

    Q: Why was Heisenberg sexually frustrated?

    A: Because whenever he had some momentum, he couldn’t find a position; and if when had some time he couldn’t find the energy.

  2. GonzaloAOG
    March 15, 2008

    And why Heisenberg never find his keys: because he knew they were out there, but he couldn’t tell where exactly…

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