Amazing fact about LHC and fear

LHC has generated:

339,000 instances of Blackhole fear episodes
104,000 instances of "destroy earth" fear episodes
24,200 instances of "destroy universe" fear episodes

but did you know that:

Since its approval in 1994, the Large Hadron Collider has generated over 1.36×10^16 jokes?

Here is one more: How many LHC physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer is 252.

Source & Google searches. Talk Like a Physicist