Talk Like A Physicist

Physicist’s Facebook Status Messages

I thought it might be interesting to start gathering up the Physics related Facebook Status Messages that I have been posting on my Facebook account.

Here are some of my favorites.

• Sunny feels the chill from the the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) being cooled to 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F) - colder than deep space. Where did I put my space heater?

• Sunny feels like he’s diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

• Sunny exists purely as a probability density function; he can be at more than one places at the same time.
• Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am doing.
• Sunny is still searching for Higgs.
• I abhor M theory with every fiber of my being.
• almost finished with the paper, I just has to dot my “i” and cross my “h”.
• Sunny has learned not to store plutonium in a tupperwear container.
• is pondering, if Schroedinger’s Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
• Wanted, dead AND alive, Schrödinger’s Cat.

Hopefully we will have plenty more by the time the next Talk Like A Physicist Day comes along (March 14, 2009).

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